Please Please Please Kiss wo shite
Hikiau chikara
Kokorogoto musubu yo kiss of life
UFO PRINCESS VALKYRIE
Kokoro no antenna itsumo togisumashite
Dareka no aizu wo minogasanai you ni
Arasou no wa ne doushite?
Sono ai wa dare no tame?
A-ha imada l don't know l don't know
Please Please Please Kiss wo shite
Boku wo mitsukete
Hanarebanare no itoshii kakera
Please Please Please Kiss wo shite
Tashikameaou kokorogoto kasaneru kiss of life
Kokorogoto kasanete kiss of life
Galactic delivery?
Yes. Could l get your signature? Signature.
Right. Umm...
Hurry up. This is the Tokino household, isn't it?
lt is, but...
Look here. lt says Ms. Sanada, care of the Tokinos.
Oh, it's for Ms. Sanada.
l bought this through the Galactic mail-order service.
What is it?
lt's the newest Galactic Standard Private Filming Device.
ln other words, it's an 8mm camcorder from space.
And, what're you going to film?
What else is there to film?
l'm going to make a Princess Memorial!
Hmm?
Princess Memorial
l keep telling ya, don't pull!
Princess, that's great. That's it, that's it!
Go! Spot!
lt's great...
Ms. Sanada, are you okay?
Oh, that worried look is wonderful too!
Princess, you really love your pickled cucumbers, don't you?
Yeah!
Your name is ''Val-Q,'' so you like pickled Q-cumbers, huh?
Yup.
Okay, now, raise your arms and give me a big ''Banzai''!
l can undress myself.
Sure you can. l can undress myself.
Hey! Stop! Listen to me!
Oh, Hydie! Are you taking a bath?
What the heck?!
Could both of you act more naturally please?
You're ruining the realism.
Huh?!
Hey! No filming allowed in the women's changing room!
What? Really?
Of course!
Please?
No!
l can show my appreciation with Galactic Standard Currency if that's okay with you.
Well, if you pay a modeling fee and a filming fee...
You gotta be kidding!
Princess, go!
Just a little more! Just a little more!
Go! Go, Princess!
That's incredible, Princess!
You flew 10 meters today!
Yup! Val tried her hardest!
Doing good, doing good.
Grrr!
Take that!
Grrr! Grrr!
Oh, Hydie! Hey! Hey!
Ahh! Don't come this way!
Yay! Hydie!
l told you to stay away!
l can't.
Can't what?
Can't stop.
What?!
Could we do it once more from a different angle, Miss Hydra?
You've gotta be kidding...
This is so cute. Oh, this too.
Umm...
You're free to come with us, but we're just going shopping.
Oh, don't mind me!
Easier said than done.
Stop it already!
Good!
Oh yeah, it's Sunday.
Princess's Fianc�, l'm sorry to ask this of you so early in the morning on a day off.
What is it?!
Please, please... l've come to ask for your help.
Help?
Yes.
l just... l just can't connect these two scenes together!
Okay. Now, more friendly-like!
Act like you're enjoying the morning!
Okay, once more from the top.
Come on, faster. l'm going to start filming the real thing soon!
Take 12...
Fine, fine, l'm just a good-for-nothing princess...
That's the way it is, yeah.
How is it? Are you doing your job?
Yeah! lt shouldn't leak anymore!
Are you sure about that?
You don't trust me?
You're the one who broke the roof in the first place, after all.
That's why l'm fixing it for you like this!
See, l did a thorough job of it.
Oh, that was scary.
You did a really half-assed job of fixing it.
Gravitational field control.
Static angle adjustments.
Locked in place.
Don't have to worry about it again for now.
lt won't fly, but it won't budge either.
Let's take a break.
Sure! Sounds good.
lt's so peaceful.
Yeah.
Hydie!
Hey!
Speaking as a shrine maiden, Hey!
Speaking as a shrine maiden,
Hydie, let's play together!
l have a feeling something bad is going to happen. Hydie, let's play together!
l have a feeling something bad is going to happen.
You don't need spiritual powers to tell that much.
Princess, wait for me please. Princess!
Sorry for coming here all of a sudden.
No problem.
Valkyrie kept saying she wanted to come here to play, so...
lt's okay. We weren't doing anything anyway.
And Hydra is a kid too. l'm sure she wants to play just as much.
Who're you calling a kid?!
Didn't we play here together all the time too, when we were kids?
Yeah.
Oh, it's such a nice day.
l have a feeling something nice is going to happen today.
That's not what you said earlier.
Hydie, l'll give you some pocket money,
so go buy some ice cream with Val-Q or something.
Like l keep saying, l'm not a kid!
What's this?
Don't just go touching that!
Oh no, what happened?
lt can't be... Wait!
Crap...
The attack system has activated!
This UFO had a dangerous thing like that?!
Nothing l can do.
Auto-defense system!
Kazuto!
Valkyrie...
Valkyrie!
Hydra!
Hang in there, Hydra!
Release the seal!
l'm coming now!
Hydra?!
Now's your chance!
Okay.
Electrons soaring through the sky, put yourselves to rest immediately!
l'm sorry, Hydra.
When l'm small, all l do is cause you trouble.
You've got that right.
There's something in your hair.
What a wonderful scene!
We are closed for the day
Well then, l'll begin the showing now.
Make sure you don't miss a single scene until the end.
And also make sure to turn your cell phones off.
Enough already. Hurry and play the movie.
Okay then.
Kawaii hime sama My cute princess
Suteki na hime sama My wonderful princess
Daremo ga uttori yo Everyone can't help but fall in love with you
Ririshii hime sama My courageous princess
Uchuu no shugoshin The universe's guardian angel
Daremo ga hizamazuku Everyone kneels before you
Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Tagui marena chisei to bibou motte With your exceptional intellect and beauty
Amaneku uchuu wo terasu You light up every corner of the universe
Suteki na suteki na Valkyrie The wonderful wonderful Valkyrie!
Valkyrie, princess of Valhalla,
is living a healthy daily life here in the Tokino residence on Earth.
Even in her unparalleled cuteness, her elegance seeps through.
Even on a backward planet as this, her noble birth just can't be hidden.
Sometimes, even the common peasants here on Earth
can't help but fall in love with the appeal of the Princess
as she shows her playful side.
Just by seeing the Princess,
the common peasant is left speechless.
This is the man who has promised his future to the Princess.
Mr. Kazuto Tokino.
Quite frankly, he's the luckiest man in the galaxy!
The two of them are so so happy with each other.
Even if you aren't a citizen of Valhalla,
you can't help but to wish for them to be happy together forever.
One day!
The attack system on the UFO of the evil Princess Hydra mysteriously goes berserk!
The very existence of the town is being threatened.
Princess Hydra can't do anything about her own UFO.
''Ahh! Help me!''
Now it's time for our Princess Valkyrie.
The princess goes through a dashing transformation.
Baptized in the ocean of stars, she appeared under the moonlight.
The most noble existence in the Universe.
The most powerful starlight beauty of the galaxy.
Princess Valkyrie.
Oh, she's the best.
''l won't forgive those who disturb the peace!''
''Come at me from wherever you will!''
''Take this and this!''
Thanks to the Princess,
the peace of Hagoromo City is preserved another day.
''Thank you, Valkyrie. You've saved me yet again.''
''Hydra, you must stop troubling the common citizen like this.''
''Oh, l'm so ashamed of myself.''
Cut this crap out already!
And at night, the Princess vows from under her covers.
''l'm going to live tomorrow to the fullest too!''
Huh?
Ame no hi mo kumori no hi mo
lchimai mekureba kanarazu aoi sora ga matteru
Harikitte hayaoki shite
Oshare shite kawaiku natte
Kata de haneru hizashi
Kyou mo onaka ippai asobimashou
Junbi wa yoi ka na? ltsudemo Dash
Tsubasa hirogetara minna raibaru
Haato no rhythm hora kasoku shiteku
Nidoto nai ima wo komame ni save shite
Sakebu no da! Dai dai dai dai dai suki
Next Episode
Hey! This is Hydra!
Next Episode What's the deal with the next episode? l hear she's finally here.
What're we going to do now?
Huh? Who's coming, you ask?
lt's her! Her!
The Princess who's especially you-know-what even amongst the Princesses of Valhalla, Laine!
lt's easy to say ''you-know-what,'' but she's REALLY you-know-what.
Wandering this way, wandering that way.
l have no idea what she could be thinking.
Next time, ''Runaway Princess Laine''
l hope this is the only episode she's in.
Runaway Princess Laine